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Sunday, March 19th, 2006
4:57 pm	*see below* I have nothing to put here, I'm just too lazy to think of anything but I do have one question. In my below post, there are two replies. One is from jeso, and one is BANNED? What the shit is that about? School me please... Current Mood: pants Current Music: Clutch - The Elephant Riders (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, September 2nd, 2005
3:03 pm	1. Go here. 2. Pass it on. ( my answers ) Well.. now that everyone knows everything about jeso... REGURGITATOR. LAST NIGHT. FUCKING AWESOME. Setlist: I Sucked alot of Cock to Get Where I Am My Friend Robot. F.S.O. I Will Lick Your Arsehole Everyday Formula If This is the Blues, Why Do I Feel So Green? Track 1 My Computer Crashed Superstraight Black Bugs Prince? apparently, according to my setlist, although I have No idea what that song is and I only didnt know one song as I understood it, which was...) Pretty Girls Swear (ACTUALLY! Im pretty sure they played fuck the goddamn world instead of what prince is...) I Wanna Be a Nudist Sonnet of a Media Mogul Modern Life I, Zombie The Game Nothin'Ever Happens Hullaballoo The Drop Encore: Man I can't remember the name of this song, or what it is. I think it may have been the future is plastic, maybe. (Which was apparently meant to be Pop Porn by my setlist, and damn would I have loved to hear that live, but im happy anyway...) C'mon Kong Foo Sing Damn fine, damn fine. Best 15 bucks i ever spent. Current Mood: drained Current Music: Silence (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, July 11th, 2005
11:38 pm	He was only nineteen... HUSNAH!! Birthday aplenty! *tips hat to YRD for props... solid...* Man, thats the first time i've spent a birthday at Bloodlust, and damned if it wasnt just super killer. For anyone not in the know (as i now so awesomely am) you need to check out Pod People. My fave of the day personally. Other honourable mentions were Backyard Mortuary, Intense Hammer Rage, MSI and Reverend Kriss Hades. Stone Wings bored the scones off me though. Someone should write them a post-it instructing them to play more than one note per minute. But man what a ripping day. And also, due to some wonderful parent action, im now the proud owner of 5 whole discs of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air! Oh that (old school) Will Smith, what can't he do... dance it seems, but i dont need him to dance, I just need him to have hammer pants. Short note, as I am super un-not-tired, but wucka wuhsnedin, Im older than the other day! ..... Ding! Current Mood: looking? dizzy? What is that? Current Music: SYL - Alien (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 12th, 2005
2:20 am	Achtung! Bored, eh? Feel free to check this out... http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?turkus (Comment on this)
Sunday, March 20th, 2005
4:47 pm	FOLLOWING THE TREND! Name Four Bad Habits You Have: Procrastination, not wearing pants, uhh... drinking milk from the bottle? and i'd say spending cash. CD addiction is a harsh mistress. I cannot ignore! Name Four Scents You Love: Mexican food. Garlic cooking. Vanilla. The purty smell of a fair lady... Name Your Top Four TV Shows: Uhh... ZiM! Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, probably daria as of late, or the ol' Spongebob.... Name Your Top Four Movies: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Clerks, Mallrats, Shaun of the Dead. <-- heh, i usually suck at that question, but JeSo had it covered, but i changed the last one to another zombie movie. Name Four People Who Know You Best: I couldnt tell you, i'd say JeSo knows me pretty dang well (we'll always have the park dear...). And my brother, somewhat. After that it's anybody's guess... Name Four Things You Are Thinking About Now: Well, this answer, Bill Bailey! WHOOOO! Uhh.... pizza? i can still taste it you see... and... the mars volta. I think i'll buy the new album on the weekend. Name Four Things That You Have Done Today: Woke up, ate pizza (again), uhh... i took a leak a lil while ago. Blew my nose? Name Four Drinks You Regularly Drink: Water, juice, milk, Ginger Beer as of late... And that's done. Man i always suck at these. I like the small ones, way easier on the ol' noodle. Current Mood: still dirty, lack of showering Current Music: Jane's Addiction - Hypersonic (2 Comments |Comment on this)
3:59 am	Which Labrynth Character Am I? Guess... You are Jareth, the Goblin King! You're a nasty piece of work who everyone is scared of. You're also very well endowed and not afraid to show it off! In another life you could have been a huge glam rock superstar! "Which 'Labyrinth' Character are you?" brought to you by Quizilla HAHAHHA, who could resist that cod piece?! I so had to be Jareth... Current Mood: BAAHAHAH, dirty. totally. Current Music: hahaha, The Smiths - Panic (Hang the DJ) (you know why...) (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 8th, 2005
7:15 pm	Meme thingy (let's see how much you all suck arse...) Who's been commenting in your journal? 1 harbinger_mikey 37 comments 28.91% of total 2 turkus 27 comments 21.09% of total 3 jeso 26 comments 20.31% of total 4 bel86 15 comments 11.72% of total 5 threeeyedllama 8 comments 6.25% of total 6 exeel 7 comments 5.47% of total 7 nonymou 4 comments 3.13% of total 8 jujika275 4 comments 3.13% of total These statistics were generated using the LJ Stats Web Interface by mpnolan. Original idea from scrapdog's LJ Comment Stats Wizard. Since i've not seen this, i'll just assume you all suck arse, and no one replies to my posts. Current Mood: exanimate Current Music: SOD (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, March 5th, 2005
12:27 pm	...heresaneasycatchychoruseasycatchychorusheresaneasycatchychoruseasycatchychorus yeah! HARMONY!... TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Joshua W. Turk I (hahah, so regal) Birthday: 9 - 7 - 86 (and switch the first two if any americans happen to read this, which they probably wont.) Birthplace: Liverpool. NSW (eesh, glad i got the heck up outta there) Current Location: On the floor in Khan's lounge room in front of my ghetto stack pc, Wollongong. Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: hmm.... golden blonde? thats what im'a go with. Height: i think around 5' 7 or 8". The last time my height was properly measured was in ninth Grade PE class. Right Handed or Left Handed: Right brutha! Your Heritage: eesh.... uhh, english, irish, scottish, maltese, italian, egyptian, german... i think theres more. My family did alot fo rutting. We're suckers for accents. The Shoes You Wore Today: None, foo'! Your Weakness: hmmm.... good question... i suppose CD purchasing. Gotta cut back on that. BUt theyre so inviting.... Your Fears: Unsafe heights. I can handle them when the risk factor is low, but say, on the edge of a cliff... just aint for me unless i'm on my hands and knees... oh boy, thats gonna be taken outta context. Lousy quoting... Your Perfect Pizza: All about the ingredients of most mexican food on anything, so that. Empty a nachos on a pizza base, that should work out jus fine. Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Eating less cheesy snacks. Hahah, ummm... learn much more musical theory and move outta da home. Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WOrd, Homie! Thoughts First Waking Up: Jesus Fuckin Fuck How Did I End Up Here?!? Where is here and who' this guy? WHERE'S MY HAT!? WHAT'S THIS TRAFFIC CONE DOING IN BED WITH ME!?! MY BRAAIIIIIINN!!! Your Best Physical Feature: My hands. Just so damn useful, plus, Good for bass playin'. Your Bedtime: When I can no longer stay conscious. Your Most Missed Memory: Year 9 or 10, those were the days, absolutely not a care in the world. Not that I have many cares now, but maaaan, that was sweet. Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper! MacDonalds or Burger King: Hungry Jacks! Eeesh, get your game together people! Single or Group Dates: Uhh... dates? OH with them things wot 'ave vaginas in 'em? Yeah, i'll 'ave one... Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ? Black tea? in a mug? Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee Do you Smoke: Nope Do you Swear: Like a fuckin' SAILOR! Do you Sing: Constantly Do you Shower Daily: I OCCASIONALLY shower daily, yes. Have you Been in Love: Nope, despite my more loving nature. Do you want to go to College: I did, now indecided, due to recent events and thought patterns. Do you want to get Married: I want to be with someone as if i was married, but i think the idea of marriage in the traditional sense is dated and a tad religious for me. Maybe i'll have a naked mud party instead. Do you belive in yourself: Undoubtedly Do you get Motion Sickness: Not since i was about 7 Do you think you are Attractive: You kiddin? Just check out my arse! I cant not be! Are you a Health Freak: not in the least. in fact, i get mad at other health freaks Do you get along with your Parents: absolutely Do you like Thunderstorms: Uh huh, theyre puuuuurty. Do you play an Instrument: Uh huh, i play me one of dems bass tings with the strings... I ant bad at your ol' electric guitar either. In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I drank last NIGHT! My guess is that this isnt an australian quiz. In the past month have you Smoked: NEVWAAAR! In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only hooch. In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope. Unless you count me and Khan goin to Steves last night, but you probably shouldnt. In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ? Actually, i suppose so. We dont have malls wheres i come from, dang cityfolk! In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ? No? Is this a regular thing? Should I be? In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I WATCHED someone eating sushi, does that count? In the past month have you been on Stage: Not in the last month, no. In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope. In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not in the past month no. In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope. Im a good little girl. Ever been Drunk: Man, now i'm sure this aint australian. I drank last night! I'm doing so again tonight! Welcome to the country, here's a beer. Blend in. Ever been called a Tease: Nope. Been called an absolute bastard before, but never a tease. Ever been Beaten up: Oh yeah. That was my pasttime when i was a yong lad. Ever Shoplifted: Nevwaar How do you want to Die: With a lack of heartbeat. And motor skills. No zombies over here man... What do you want to be when you Grow Up: As super cool as i am now. Oh, and a recording and touring musician, and maybe own a record store or record label. What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil. Something about Brazil.... CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! And there you have it. Current Mood: haha, bouncy. Current Music: Brown Hornet - Word (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, January 20th, 2005
6:32 pm	To All Concerned: It seems that, despite my best efforts, I have been refused entry to University. So for now, my current plans for the next year have been shot out of the sky, flaming and twirling into a big pile of horsecock. But I have fashioned a small noisemaker out of two odd shapen tazo's and for now, I plan to make small duck noises with that until I think of a phase two. That is all. Current Mood: Inflatable Current Music: Fantomas - Pages 1 - 30 (9 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, December 19th, 2004
7:08 pm	ACHTUNG! ATTENTION! ACH-FRIGGIN'-TUNG! I have decided to globally change the game 'Duck Duck Goose' to 'Nigga Nigga Police', because no ducks really run away from geese, and it just don't make no sense. So remember, if you want a particularly PC and fun christmas, play a round of Nigga Nigga Police. It'll have the whole family listening to 50 Cent and playing bitches in no time! That is all. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, December 17th, 2004
10:30 am	The Meme of the Day... turkus's LiveJournal Slut Stats The below percentages indicate what turkus has done with the 9 people on his friends list! met 100.0% hugged 100.0% dated 0.0% kissed 44.4% seen topless 55.6% seen naked 0.0% phone sexed 0.0% made out 0.0% oral sex 0.0% fucked 11.1% What are your LiveJournal Slut Stats? Sponsored via Adult Friend Finder. Keep this meme and others like it checking it out or getting free account! You may meet the match of your dreams! You'lll never guessed who I had sex with! Well, you might. Ok, it was jeso. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 16th, 2004
3:22 pm	The Man Comes Around... Yo Yo Nigga G Dawg Food Gangstas... Whats shakin'? I need me some net so's I can use this thing more often. As a plus, i may get me some net if i get into university, which i audition for in oh, about 7 days from now, so good luck to me! 'let's keep our fingers crossed freddy... we're keeping our fingers crossed..." - Tom Green, 'Freddy got Fingered' I wish I could tell you whats been going on in my life right now, but the monkeys forbid it, else they munish me in the anus something severe, so lets keep this brief. All shall be revealed in good time, but for now, its IMPROMPTU MUSIC QUIZ THINGOMAJIGABOB! OH YEAH! (*Danzig-like thrusting...*) I suppose everyone knows the gist of this by now, but incase you didnt catch it just yet: 1. Put your playlist on shuffle. 2. Post the first lines to the first 25 songs to come up (along with these instructions). 3. Have people guess the songs and artists in comments to the post. 4. A couple of days later, post the answers to the ones people guessed correctly. Post the first two lines of the ones no-one got and get people to guess again. 5. Repeat, adding the next line to the unguessed songs each time, until they're all guessed/you've posted the whole song/you've gotten bored/no-one's going to get the damn thing if you don't tell them. Let the games commence! 1. If i were you, i'd better watch out. When was the last time you did anything... - Jane's Addiction - Just Because (Bel) 2. ____ _______' with my two favourite allies, fully loaded, we got snacks and supplies... - Red Hot Chili Peppers - Road Trippin' (Dang near everybody, 'cept Jeso... I'll give it to Khan) 3. I said 'Move sucker move, Move sucker move' i said 'Dance! Sucker Dance!' (cover) - Richard Cheese - Renegades of Funk (but the Rage answer was also acceptable, so... Jeso) 4. Somebody keep my balance I think i'm falling off into a state of regression. 5. On my way home, police car pulled me over... - Incubus - Calgone (Bel) 6. The ____'_ __ _______, so they say. I read all about it in the USA Today. They stepped up urine testing to make it go away, but it's hard to kill the enemy on ol' MDMA... 7. Los ticka toe rest. Might likea sender doe ree! (for real, it says so in the cd booklet) - Melvins - ? (Bel gets a half point...) 8. __ ____ __ ___, not to be confused with Pete or Jack or Bill or Dennis, __ ____ __ ___, it's always been... - Primus - My Name is Mud (Jeso) 9. The moon asked me to stay, long enough for the clouds to fly me away... - Jeff Buckley - Grace (Bel) 10. Nobody's Comin' down the hall, Nobody echoes in my head... - QOTSA - Song for the Deaf (Bel) 11. Mendel's machines replicate in the night, in the black iron prison of St. Augustine's light... - Mr. Bungle - None of Them Knew They Were Robots (Bel) 12. Do I have to get naked people for you to remember my name? It's Lynn from Snot, alright? - Strait Up - Starlit Eyes (Jeso) 13. Kiss kiss, bang bang! (I dont know the next line for certain, but it does talk of a hatchet man, and its nothing to do with ICP. I looked it up but all the lines seem so wrong on the net...) 14. Your lips say one thing but the drugs say another... How can I massage this Intergalactic Ulcer? _______ _____ ___.... 15. If you wanted to, say you wanted to, if you wanted to save the world. Where could you start? How could you start? If you wanted to feel, like i feel.... 16. I fucking hate you! Well I fucking hate myself! - Amen - ? (Half Points to Bel) 17. Johnny was a man, a bad bad man, the baddest man in all the land... 18. He used to own the world, he used to be the one, like a hundred hungry dogs in heat on cinnibar and rum... - Oysterhead - Owner of the World (Bel) 19. I can't help my feelings, I got out of my mind... - Weezer - Hash Pipe (Bel; dang girl, you slayed me...) 20. Life is changin', I can't go on without you... - Strait Up - Angel's Son (Jeso) 21. You know why they called and just let it ring, no reply. The door is open, aint no use in pickin' up, you know why... - QOTSA - I Think I Just Lost My Headache (Bel, and it is this song, your track listing is all screwy) 22. Freedom or lies, step from it, walk away. You gotta hold your time, You gotta hit it with the right of way. Maybe if you like to fight for any like of what's seen, Either way it's sane, either way it's gotta mean... (These are not my lyrics, i had no idea what was said in this song, consult the intarweb for this one i spose...) 23. He's the son of man and god and lion, he's the one that keeps the good from dyin'... - Big Dumb Face - Duke Lion (Jeso) 24. Alright all you pus sucking motherfuckers out there, its time to win a chance to butt bang your daughters tight virgin cherry ass to caller number 6 6 6!!" - Mr. Bungle - Girls of Porn (jeso) 25. I know it sounds funny, but i just cant stand the pain, girl i'm leavin' you tomorrow... - Faith No More - Easy (Jeso) I'd say first dibs wins on this one, unless the first lines throw you somehow. Or the blanked out titles... EDIT: See Above and there are but a few left. Enjoi! Current Mood: I feel like vibrating skeleton Current Music: Jane's Addiction - Been Caught Stealing (14 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, September 24th, 2004
1:44 am	~:Into the Void - As Above, So Below:~ Public Service Announcement: If some of the pics whack out the text and you have to scroll from left to right to read it, read it form the post a reply thing and it should fix your problem. Now, onto the reading... ".... is this thing on?" WELCOME BACK MR. TURKUS! *Plays welcome back Kotter* "Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack..." Hey hey! Man, it's been a long time since i did this, But i figure i better get one more post in while i'm still in the future, as time seems to be catching up to me. The bastard... Oh, by the by, this is gonna be a pretty long one, so go empty your bladders and whatnot before moving on... SUBTITLE BWWOOOAOAOAAAAAARRRR!! ~:The Coming of Age:~ So the 9th of July finally rolled around (For real, that's how long its been). Whodu thunk it, huh? Wakin' up on that day was so odd, as i had no idea how the day would roll out, and we had the fuel to harbour some serious unpredictability, lemme tell you. So the usual suspects bust on over in fine fashion around 10, with some killer gifts (an engraved glass stein which was quite the sizable, Tool - Aenima (Hologramalicious) and a bottle of Souther Comfort to boot; later i was to receive a very very killer gift on top of all that, a TROGDOR hoodie! You heard me right! TROGDOOOOOOORR!!)and we begin the busting. Y'see, i had this bright idea that, considering I was now 18, I was over the Hill, so to speak, and had to start acting my age. So as a result, for the duration of my birthday, everyone who came to visit or hang out or anything had to be in some serious old man clothes. And how... Man, we were so pimp, but i'll get to that. So we prepare for the night by stocking the fridge with our boozes (1 case Woodstock, 1 Case Smirnoff Ice, 1 Case Vodka Cruisers, 1 bottle of Southern Comfort and 1 Bottle of Midori, between a good eight of us..... eeeesh.) and we rock on out. I pick up my ID and we pick up some walking canes and head on down to the local St. Vincent de Paul joint to pimp it up. If i ever get the pics on a disc or something, they'll go here: *Insert old guy pics here* But until then, here's an idea: Man, i don't wanna get all versace on this but, IMPROMPTU FASHION SHOW! So if you need any visuals, there you go... So noon rolls around and we're all snazzed up and 2 drinks in, and we decide to hit it hard, go all out. So we bust on down to the Forster Bowling Club. Oh yeah..... So we hit the bowling club in fine fashion, cane and all, and order up a round of vodka sunrises, and bust over for the 5 dollar lunch. I had the asian, and rob got like a half a bird. And some other stuff. But the chinese was ripping. Order up another round, bust onto the pooltables, finish and order up another round, be forced into taking a double shot of O.P. Rum and Cointreu (which was just fantastic.... actually it was more akin to drinking a double shot of draino and arse) and become increasingly less good at pool and standing, and general functions. Bust on over to the pokies for my first gambling experience, meet Mr. Cashman and leave 30 bucks richer. Showed that son of a bitch some humility. Buy another round, finish another round, and decide to move on to the house for some serious rockin out... One courtesy bus ride later (where I heard a rather ripping old dude anecdote: There were these two tourists backpacking through europe and they decide one morning to go to dublin, so while theyre out for their morning stroll, they ask a local what the quickest way to Dublin is. The local says "Well that depends, are you walking or driving?" to which they reply "We're driving", and the local replies "Yep. That's the fastest." *queue groans and hurled bricks* Man, old people rock on. Anyhoot...) and we fold out onto my front lawn, NOT THE LEAST BIT DRUNK, planning to start in on the haul we prepared earlier. The Night, She Rolls Around...: Disclaimer: For all those I neglected to tell about my shindig, forgive me. I planned to have a smallish gathering of forsterites around on the day, and drink with the other crew (IE JeSo, Mikey, Khan etc.) at jesos shindigalicious shindig. AS it turns out, the plan for a smallish gathering completely didnt work out like that, so if you're unhappy with my form in regards to the next part and your lack of information, please note the afforementioned ideas of plans and the afforementioned apology. Apologies. SO... we roll in to my garage, which is the scene of the crime, and well, it went kinda crazy. Mum gave us lads some streamers and we streamer'd the joint good. We then proceeded to go nuts on the whole thing, people from all around to watch the show, the crowd roared like a lion! IT was a great 18th in the mix. So great infact, that such greatness can only be expressed by visual interpretation. BUT, since i have no photos to show, I shall substitute them for this: Uhh.... that's... me..... Uhh.... scratch that... This one's less of a lie, apparently, by the end of the night, iwas so dang drunk (and remember I had been drinking for a good 13 hours by then) mum, after instructions from me along the lines of "MUMMY, MARCH ME TO BED!" in which i preceeded to march to my bed, mum attempted to put me to bed, which turned out to be a bitch as she'd get me to my room and undo my belt and be like "OK, take off your pants and get into bed". Then she'd leave. Then, she'd come back and find me yoinkin my pants back up gettin ready to rock again, and the cycle repeated. Apparently in a number of these I ordered Mini to get me a whole bunch of water, and I also cleared my desk in one fell swoop (dashing as i am) by falling on it. Alot.Infact i fell asleep after falling on my bed, and falling over; I ended up asleep with my head and torso on the bed, and my knees and whatnot off, which was hilarious for mum. All in all, fun was had and boy did it rock. Eesh. Take a deeeep breath. It's over now.... well..... NEW SUBTITLE BWOOOOOOAOAOAOAAAAAAARRRR!!! ~:The Coming of Age-erer (as in, the coming of more age):~ So a good week rols by and its time once again for the annual jeso birthday bash! w00t!!!!!! So on it was... The next step: Gettin a ride - As it was i was dicked for a ride, as due to the shite bus system, it would cost me a good 70 bucks for transport, and as it was i had jack moneys. Then, due to the nature of every JeSo trip, the heavens parted and out came Coreys car, my shining chariot. So it was on, no fail, and we were off. So, in the spirit of fun, myself, Corey and Abdul (who was down for the trip also) hatched an ingenious plan. That is, we wake up at 4! Leave at 5 and the hilarity is destined to be abundant! Well it worked, and as a result, not only did the road trip rock necks, with much hilarity, including Abdul both sobering up and becoming hung over in the span of one road trip, but by the time we showed up to jeso's (at 8:30 am, mind you), we were delirious from lack of sleep, and absolutely everything was about 5 times funnier than normal. Oh yeah.... So it's on, the day ain't gettin any younger, and the time comes to bust on into the city. So we don repsective articles of clothing and off we set. Now mornin' is always a good time for some craziness, and this morning was perfect for it. The first of which was awesome. So we're buyin some ticketsand stuff, and i'm the last, and as i'm buyin my ticket, this asian dude gets in line behind me. He seems calm and all, but as soon as the guy hands me over my ticket, and i start to walk away, the guy near pushes through me and starts banging on the service tray and yelling 'I CATCH TRAIN! I CATCH TRAIN!" to the guy in the booth. Then he starts to put his head up in the booth and get all up in the attendants business about catching this train. SO he's just going nuts on this guy, and barely lettin him talk or anything, just yellin at him coz he wants to 'catch train' and we're cracking up, as this dude is seriously crazy, but we decide its best we leave the guards to do their business with this character and proceed to ride the elevator. Due to the fact that we were early for the train, we decide the best thing to do is to ride the elevator until it shows up. So we ride the elevator up back to where we started from. Then back down, then back up. This time though, the crazy guy is just powerwalking towards the platform yelling 'I CATCH TRAIN! I CATCH TRAIN!" at which time the guards apprehend his arse and take him away. I dont think i'd ever laughed so hard at one guy for a long time. The image of him trying to climb into the box and get all up in the attendants business will stay with me forever... So, we're ridin the train, havin a good ol' chat about this and that, and jeso gets himself a call, signalled by his 'Walk' midi (which is so chunky, \m/). Mid call, jeso just starts cracking up like he rarely does, and i mean really laughing. So we're all sittin' around, wonderin' whats so damn funny. He gets off the phone, still laughing, and proceeds to tell us. See, the deal was, Laura had ordered a cake for the celebration of jesos (and mine, and byrons) birthday. Now, the icing should have read "Happy 21st Jeso, Happy 18th Turk, Happy 21st Byron" but instead, the cake read "Happy 21st JEFO, Happy 18th PURK". Well i just died right there, it was too much for me. I dont tink i've laughed so damn hard in all my life like i did at that. We were all dying of laughter, and i mean fall-off-the-seat-and-stop-breathing dying. So much greatness... Then there was this motherfucker that seemed to be two steps ahead of us in the city, snakin' all the shit we were chasin'. See, it started off in red eye, where I was bustin about in there, and as we roll in, jeso suggests that we search for the melvins book, 'Neither here nor there' (NOT by Bill Bryson; god damn i hate that son of a bitch) so i'm all like 'That's a great idea! I should check that out!' So we look, and its gone, and we're like 'dang'. So i ask the dude if its in, as its a real bitch to search the book wall at red eye, and he's like 'nope'. So i thought I'd go upstairs and check out the second hand limited edition, 2 disc ripping set for the live Nine Inch Nails release, And All That Could Have Been (which is, i believe, out of print). So i bust on up there. And its gone. I'm al like 'Shit! This eats a dick biscuit', then jeso drops the bomb on me. See, his plan was to buy the melvins book for me for my birthday. Failing it not being there, he would have bought me the NIN set, but it wasnt there. So, our theory was hatched: Some motherfuckin' ninja had set out to ruin my shit. He stole up all jesos birthday gift ideas, not to mention my fuckin birthday gifts, and fucked off on us.So jeso turns to me and says 'Man, if you can find that book, i'll buy it for you on the spot'. And the gauntlet was lain. It was my duty to outcraft this feckin ninja and claim my melvins book like the crafty ninja-outcrafter that i am. So we make a purchase for jeso for his birthday (a ripping, second hand but never touched or opened, 2 disc Nevermore album with a killer black plastic case, oh so nice), we head on down towards the HMV as ther is a n umbrella bagger there, and it just so happens that i brought along a stick to bag, which was a secret agenda of ours. SO we get there and lo and behold! The feckin' umbrella bagger is gone! Vanished! So i continue down into the HMV, all the while cursing this crafty ninja then decide to check out the extreme amount of wesley willis in this particular HMV, as it WAS huge. I say was because THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING WAS CLEARED OUT! FUCKIN' GONE! The ninja had remained one step ahead of me at all times, it seemed, and the only things he left behind were the cds that werent purely solo willis albums. SO he outcrafted me again, it seemed. Meanwhile, the search for the book was ever harder, as every book store i visited had the Bill Bryson book 'Neither Here Nor There' (of the same title as the melvins book) and subsequently, the clever bill bryson ninja trap to ruin my shit thwarted me again. SO we bust on to DIRT CHEAP CDS and ROCK BOTTOM MUSIC (Same company? You decide)! The king of all discount cd joints. Well, in a fit of luck, i manage to find Fungus Amongus, and Superunknown (albeit, a whacky argentinian version) floatin around, which i'd been wantin to get for ages, which shined a beacon of hope into my day - maybe we managed to be one step ahead of the ninja this time, MAYBE we outcrafted him! So we scurry on over to Utopia in hopes thatmaybe the book might be there. So (after also purchasing jeso one digipack obsolete, and one copy of concrete; that is, me and corey went halves on the cost of jesos present, which were all the cds he bought that day)I rock on up to the desk at utopia and ask "Do you happen to have the melvins book in stock?" to which the attendant raises his arm to a shelf in the back, and as if the heavens above parted, a single beam of light shone directly on to the object of lust, the Melvins Book! WHOOOOO! IN YOUR FACE, YOU FUCKIN' NINJA! And the rest is history... ~:The Night Rolls On Again:~ SO the party rolls on, and as always, it rocked too damn hard. So hard it'd rock your face right off. As most, if not all, of you were there, and due to the fact that this post has gone on for waaaaay too long, this part will be brief. Man, some rockin things happened at that party, like the tequila suicides, the river-break-dancing, the helium karaoke ("Sanguis... Minimus...."), the stories of Steve White macking on his Master Rhee, the confessions of homosexuality from steve curry, me being shot with a passion pop cork, the whacky jagermeister/sambuca twisty shots, the balloons with the sparklers, me throwing a lit sparkler onto the next door neighbours car (eesh, did we ever run. 'Run away! Run away!")... as always the weezer singalong... all in all a very seriously rockin night was had by all, followed in the morn with a hearty breakfast of bacon and egg rolls. What more could you ask for in a week? Exhale. Count down from ten. It's over. Close your eyes and pretend it was just a dream. Current Mood: accomplished Current Music: Tom Waits - Tabletop Joe (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 23rd, 2004
2:29 pm	Man, i havent done this in so dang long.... Thought maybe its time to do some lj for once, so for now, i offer you this morsel! Which i stole! From Mikey! ( Morsel ) Seems i'm both naked AND seductive, take that, naysayers! I'M A FOX! Current Mood: I'm feelin' all giddy Current Music: Tom Waits - Kommienezuspadt (8 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 22nd, 2004
8:10 am	Which band would the members of Fantomas be in? Which Band Should You Be In? by couplandesque Your Name Band Name System Of A Down Role Vocalist Trademark Emo Poster Child Love Interest Supermodel Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen! Which Band Should You Be In? by couplandesque Your Name Band Name Deftones Role Keyboardist Trademark Different Coloured Eyes Love Interest Your Next-Door Neighbour Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen! (Lookin' at the front of my fantomas Cd...) Which Band Should You Be In? by couplandesque Your Name Band Name Incubus Role Keyboardist Trademark Extreme Good Looks Love Interest A Porn Star Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen! Which Band Should You Be In? by couplandesque Your Name Band Name Coldplay Role Keyboardist Trademark Hair Colour Changes Constantly Love Interest Guy Who Works At Wal-Mart Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Current Mood: awake Current Music: Amen - Liberation For... (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 21st, 2004
10:13 pm	The TURK Acronym: T Trustworthy U Unusual R Rounded K Kinky Name / Username: Name Acronym Generator From Go-Quiz.com Well i'll be.... this acronym biz is pretty accurate. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, September 20th, 2004
1:44 pm	20 songs madooit... 1. 'Cash in now, honey... Cash in now.... Cash in now baby...' 2. 'We move like caged tigers, we couldn't get closer than this' 3. 'How could I ever think it's funny how everything you swore yould never change is different now' 4. 'Strokin' is the antidote' 5. 'I'll pull your crooked teeth, you'll be perfect just like me' 6. 'Nothing ever grows and the sun doesn't shine all day...' 7. 'She hides the television, said 'I don't owe him nothing!' 8. 'They were all in love with dying, they were doin' it in texas' 9. 'Guess you found out that you couldn't hold your liquour, keep your eyes shut and it'll go down quicker' 10. 'But you're starin' at me like i need to be saved' 11. 'Don't you look so surprised! Happy birthday, fucker!' 12. 'Let the whole world look in, who cares who sees anything' 13. 'y'esto no es un examen' 14. 'Floating away, floating away, floating away, floating away, floating away' 15. 'I hope some day you'll join us, and the world will live as one' 16. 'To talk is an enunciated sneeze' 17. 'You show me yours i'll show you mine...' 18. 'It's a dirty world reich, say what you like' 19. 'Take it with the love it's given, take it with a pinch of salt, take it to the taxman' 20. 'The dark angel, he's suffering in, watching over them, with his black feather wings unfurled' Mine is so dang easy. Bear in mind i made this list on another's computer. (8 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, September 19th, 2004
11:20 pm	Well who'd'u thunk of it? turkus's LJ stalker is jeso! jeso is stalking you because they think you are rich and they want your blingbling. They are also in jail for murder! LiveJournal Username: LJ Stalker Finder From Go-Quiz.com (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, September 18th, 2004
1:16 am	The Missing Turk: Ahh, the abscence has indeed been large and arduous, but FEAR NOT! old companion, for your self appointed leader has returned to bring you mirth, happiness, joy, and sprinkles. Oh such sprinkles..... You know I already tried this the other day, and I wrote one of my overly-and-unnecessarily-large accounts, then the internet hated me and stole it. So i said "To Fuck With IT!" So i'm not doing it. All that needs to be said shall be summed up right here: * The Force of the Abalone was Mighty * Bag your Stick! * The Yard Glass was Mightier than the sword, and the vomit was mightier than the garden. * Note to Self: Never again invent a game by the title "Whip out your arse!" * Beer can propel itself at a mighty speed if heated properly * You must rake your fire! * Thickshake is a Hearty Breakfast * SPRINKLES! * Fudge is Gooooood * The comic book store is NOT there (no matter what the sign tells you) * YIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIGCHUUUUUR! And that's about it. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, September 17th, 2004
9:46 am	It's been so long... Man, i shold probably write something... (4 Comments |Comment on this)